Promise

2009 August 22
by Heliopoli

Toaster_440

The next time a piece of software threatens me with viruses unless I update it constantly, the toaster gets it.

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  1. 2009 August 26

    Toasting is too good for their ilk. May I recommend the George Foreman grill instead? A slower and more painful death.

    • 2009 August 27

      Oh, absolutely. Good idea. Actually, I’m holding the toaster hostage until the softwares stop with their demands, but it’s not working. I would take a baseball bat to my computer, but I need it to complain with.

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